Table of random things for use with Toonish Lite.

NOUNS

Squid
Giant
Alien
Dwarf
Baseball player
Man
Woman
Baby
Robot
Zombie
Pirate
Chicken
Angry Italian Chef
Talking dog
Sabertoothed tiger
Dinosaur
Swarm of bubbles
Cave explorer
Cherub with bow and arrow
Vulture
Cheerleader
Slimy tentacled monster
Hunter
Talking (some inanimate object from this list)
Mime
Sack of money with a $ on the side
Sad clown
Happy clown
Creepy clown
Schadenfreude clown
Onomatopoeia clown
Monkey
Hot dog vendor
Showgirl
Mother-in-law
Organ grinder
Your Nemesis's Good Twin
Set of Citizen Kane hand puppets
Dog walking a man Doctor
Mad scientist
Game show host
Troll
Three billy goats gruff
Three little pigs
Three stepsisters
Three confused-looking lawyers
Smoking baby
Three blind mice
Squirrel
The Director
Musical Instrument
Pen
Bear
Skeleton
Watermelon
Giant Mallet
Bucket
Ladder
Brick
Door
Delivery truck
Umbrella
Hole
Peanut
Parachute
Swiss army knife
Cactus
TNT
ACME catalog
Shovel
Mailbox
Mirror
Shadow
Stack of thunderbolts
A tray laid out for tea
Bomb
Deck of cards
Russian stacking dolls
Circus tent
Bottle marked "poison"
Ray gun
Blackboard on wheels
The butcher, the baker, and a guy covered in second- and third- degree burns, currently unemployed
A kitten

ACTIONS

explodes
appears in a puff of green smoke
kisses (someone present)
bursts in through the wall
lands on (someone present)'s head
tries to sell (someone present) insurance
attacks ninja style
literally goes green with envy
literally goes red with rage
literally dies laughing
literally comes apart at the seams
literally gets hot under the collar about (something which just happened)
literally paints the town red
offers (someone present) a box of (something from the noun list)
challenges (someone present) to a game of (something)
sets fire to (something present)
sets fire to (someone present)
runs away screaming
quick-changes costumes to a (something else from the noun list)
reveals him/herself to be the true villian
reveals that it was all a dream
demonstrates advanced mathematics unintelligibly
kidnaps the princess
kidnaps (someone present)
asks a riddle (such as "Why is a raven like a fish?" or "What has four legs in the morning, two at noon, and dresses like a complete goof?")
jumps up and down on a manhole, counting "37, 37, 37"
follows (someone present) around, imitating him/her mockingly
follows (someone present) around, imitating him/her adoringly
Swallows you whole
arrives singing showtoons
sends (someone present) a psychic plea for help
tries to bum a cigarette
invents a new game
plays hopscotch
takes a photo of everyone and sends it to a tabloid newspaper
attempts to destroy the city
asks for the phone number of (someone present)
asks for the phone number of (someone not present)
films a movie scene
kisses (someone present)
tries to sell everyone insurance
sues (someone present) for (recent activity)
makes a sixteen-foot sandwich
falls out of a passing airplane
turns into a penguin
asks to borrow some mustard
walks into a nearby wall
walks into a nearby telephone pole
walks into a distant telephone pole
breaks down the door
gently opens the door
delivers last week's Sunday paper
paraglides into view
flees from your presence
turns invisible
ceases to be invisible
appears in the form of a holograph that only (someone present) can see and hear
arrives along with his/her personal raincloud
stumbles in with a bucket on his/her head
sketches an unflattering picture of (someone present)
lands on the head of (someone pesent)
cuts the hair of (smoeone present)
proposes marriage to (someone present)
re-outfits (someone present) in new clothing
while wearing a tuxedo, has his/her dickey suddenly roll up like a window shade, smacking him/her in the face

SOUND EFFECTS

honk
bwoosh
floop
blaaap
zoing
ring ring
knock knock
pop
pooop
zip
zoom
zap
zot
zoiiininininininining
WHAM
ker-leaf
splort
bang
zoom
swish
boom
flop
splat
smack
splush
sploosh
sproing
hooooooooonk
aoooga
drip drip
whoosh
ping
bong
bing
sploosh
gong
zip
purr
arf arf
*ONOMATOPOEIA*
whap
kerpow
wobble
wurble
warble
twitter
bink
doioioioioing
wooooooo
blart
bloort
blup
blip
bip
bop
boom
tinkle
dip dip dip dip
zarp
moooo
crunch
munch
chomp chomp
WANG
rustle
snap
crackle
and pop
sizzle
tweet
ta-da
frink
bingle
rip
crash
rumble
mumble
murmur
robble robble robble
hiss
boo
wah-waaaah
badum-tish
thud
thump
thwock
thrum
BZZORCH
kweh
gobble
leap
splat
bamf
blop
blorp
numph scrumf
zap
aaaah
hop
clap
kweepa
meep meep
(sound of falling)
(sound of running off at high speed)
(sound of skidding feet to try to stop)
(sound of one hand clapping)
yabba-dabba-doo
buk-buk-buk-BAKOK
yaaa-hoo-hoo-hooey
WHEEEEE
ping
pong
rattle
jingle
plop
blup
toot
whistle
honk
beep
grrr

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