Table of random things for use with Toonish Lite.
NOUNSSquidGiant Alien Dwarf Baseball player Man Woman Baby Robot Zombie Pirate Chicken Angry Italian Chef Talking dog Sabertoothed tiger Dinosaur Swarm of bubbles Cave explorer Cherub with bow and arrow Vulture Cheerleader Slimy tentacled monster Hunter Talking (some inanimate object from this list) Mime Sack of money with a $ on the side Sad clown Happy clown Creepy clown Schadenfreude clown Onomatopoeia clown Monkey Hot dog vendor Showgirl Mother-in-law Organ grinder Your Nemesis's Good Twin Set of Citizen Kane hand puppets Dog walking a man Doctor Mad scientist Game show host Troll Three billy goats gruff Three little pigs Three stepsisters Three confused-looking lawyers Smoking baby Three blind mice Squirrel The Director Musical Instrument Pen Bear Skeleton Watermelon Giant Mallet Bucket Ladder Brick Door Delivery truck Umbrella Hole Peanut Parachute Swiss army knife Cactus TNT ACME catalog Shovel Mailbox Mirror Shadow Stack of thunderbolts A tray laid out for tea Bomb Deck of cards Russian stacking dolls Circus tent Bottle marked "poison" Ray gun Blackboard on wheels The butcher, the baker, and a guy covered in second- and third- degree burns, currently unemployed A kitten |
ACTIONSexplodesappears in a puff of green smoke kisses (someone present) bursts in through the wall lands on (someone present)'s head tries to sell (someone present) insurance attacks ninja style literally goes green with envy literally goes red with rage literally dies laughing literally comes apart at the seams literally gets hot under the collar about (something which just happened) literally paints the town red offers (someone present) a box of (something from the noun list) challenges (someone present) to a game of (something) sets fire to (something present) sets fire to (someone present) runs away screaming quick-changes costumes to a (something else from the noun list) reveals him/herself to be the true villian reveals that it was all a dream demonstrates advanced mathematics unintelligibly kidnaps the princess kidnaps (someone present) asks a riddle (such as "Why is a raven like a fish?" or "What has four legs in the morning, two at noon, and dresses like a complete goof?") jumps up and down on a manhole, counting "37, 37, 37" follows (someone present) around, imitating him/her mockingly follows (someone present) around, imitating him/her adoringly Swallows you whole arrives singing showtoons sends (someone present) a psychic plea for help tries to bum a cigarette invents a new game plays hopscotch takes a photo of everyone and sends it to a tabloid newspaper attempts to destroy the city asks for the phone number of (someone present) asks for the phone number of (someone not present) films a movie scene kisses (someone present) tries to sell everyone insurance sues (someone present) for (recent activity) makes a sixteen-foot sandwich falls out of a passing airplane turns into a penguin asks to borrow some mustard walks into a nearby wall walks into a nearby telephone pole walks into a distant telephone pole breaks down the door gently opens the door delivers last week's Sunday paper paraglides into view flees from your presence turns invisible ceases to be invisible appears in the form of a holograph that only (someone present) can see and hear arrives along with his/her personal raincloud stumbles in with a bucket on his/her head sketches an unflattering picture of (someone present) lands on the head of (someone pesent) cuts the hair of (smoeone present) proposes marriage to (someone present) re-outfits (someone present) in new clothing while wearing a tuxedo, has his/her dickey suddenly roll up like a window shade, smacking him/her in the face |
SOUND EFFECTShonkbwoosh floop blaaap zoing ring ring knock knock pop pooop zip zoom zap zot zoiiininininininining WHAM ker-leaf splort bang zoom swish boom flop splat smack splush sploosh sproing hooooooooonk aoooga drip drip whoosh ping bong bing sploosh gong zip purr arf arf *ONOMATOPOEIA* whap kerpow wobble wurble warble bink doioioioioing wooooooo blart bloort blup blip bip bop boom tinkle dip dip dip dip zarp moooo crunch munch chomp chomp WANG rustle snap crackle and pop sizzle tweet ta-da frink bingle rip crash rumble mumble murmur robble robble robble hiss boo wah-waaaah badum-tish thud thump thwock thrum BZZORCH kweh gobble leap splat bamf blop blorp numph scrumf zap aaaah hop clap kweepa meep meep (sound of falling) (sound of running off at high speed) (sound of skidding feet to try to stop) (sound of one hand clapping) yabba-dabba-doo buk-buk-buk-BAKOK yaaa-hoo-hoo-hooey WHEEEEE ping pong rattle jingle plop blup toot whistle honk beep grrr |
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